Monday, November 8, 2010

Walmart Says!!!

Dear Walmart,
What has your pride done? Where is your dignity? Do you not remember when you were just a child and I Barbie, saved you. Walmart, do you remember when we used to sing:
"Me and you and you and me, No matter how they toss the dice, it has to be, the only one for me is you, and you for me, So happy together. " - The Turtles
Walmart, 6 hours ago you announced that you will be selling me(Barbie) for 9 dollars less than Target. Who do you think I am, Walmart, 2 dollar street trash? If I am not out of your store in 5 minutes, my concubine Rambo will destroy you.

Kicks, Giggles, Bikinis, hopes and dreams,
Barbie

1 comment:

  1. Samuel Moore Walton is already died. He cannot be rekilled. He fear no rambo nor idle threat from the Barbie.

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