The Internet Tea Party

Barbie does not use the internet. She uses the dream net. Barbie does not use Facebook. She uses DreamBook. She does not use google. She uses... she uses .... , well she really doesn't search for anything. Barbie's internet social schedule is and will always be the following:
Tuesday at 11:00 Dream Internet Tea party with my retched mother in law.
Friday at 7:00 Dream Internet convertible ride.
Barbie doesn't have time for anything else on the internet. She is too busy trying to look attractive enough to be accepted by the average 7 year old American girl. Believe me these girls know business and fashion. Why? Because barbie taught them, you American idiot.