Are MMORPGs just a game? Am I just a child's plaything? I have spent countless hours at the beach, in my Corvette, at the ball, and who knows where else just to make little girls happy all around the world. I transform their lives into a better place where they can be the most popular girl in school, wear high heels, mini skirts, and look perfect. They need me. Without such a perfect doll with hand-painted eyes and an eternally white smile, these girls would have to spend their pathetic lives in a harsh reality of mud puddles, salami, and bad breath.

Computer Haiku

Use the Computer

Small box with many dangers

Parents need rules

Barbie plays chess?

I, Barbie, cannot comprehend, even with my infinite knowledge, how someone could become addicted to chess. There are no accessories. I found out that the queen doesn't even get to wear sparkely jewels in her crown, let alone high heels.

I have found that my time is much more beneficial spending hours online shopping. How else would I have found a hot pink, leather, bullet-proof body suit? These hours have been well spent.