Are MMORPGs just a game? Am I just a child's plaything? I have spent countless hours at the beach, in my Corvette, at the ball, and who knows where else just to make little girls happy all around the world. I transform their lives into a better place where they can be the most popular girl in school, wear high heels, mini skirts, and look perfect. They need me. Without such a perfect doll with hand-painted eyes and an eternally white smile, these girls would have to spend their pathetic lives in a harsh reality of mud puddles, salami, and bad breath.