Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Barbie told me to!

As seen in the in this video. We learn what Barbie has become. She has become a multi billion dollar industry. She is the hope, inspiration and hero of every single little girl in the world. Barbie inspires these girls to be a doctor and to study hard. She inspires the world to become a rock star. She screams at the little women to get plastic surgery. Oddly, she does not tell the world to be a computer scientist.
After realizing the power of Barbie to inspire, I have come to the following conclusion. Mothers are no longer needed. They have no use in todays society. What can a mother teach a little girl that Barbie can't? If we replaced all mothers with Barbie, we would rid the world of materialism, credit card debt and world hunger.

Monday, October 18, 2010

I'm cookoo for cocoa puffs and your credit card.

The following is a copy of a letter that I wrote to Sonny the Cocoa Puffs mascot.
"Oh Sonny, you Cocoa puff loving bird, what did you teach us? Did you teach us that having a large addiction to chocolate was socially normal? Did you teach us that we should eat chocolate every? Did you teach this country to love sugar? What are the attributes that you have shared with us?
Sonny you historically scream "If you are cookoo for Cocoa puff then you must have them. Do what ever it takes to get them. Break any laws that stand in your way. Hurt anyone above 90. Harm children, spit on your neighbor and do whatever you can. To get Cocoa puffs."
Sonny, you clever rascal, you taught the children of America to be addicted to chocolate. Did you realize? You were also teaching us to stop at nothing to get what we want?"

The children of america have been taught by this may or may not be guilty bird to do every thing to get what they want. What does everyone want more than anything? Money and power. We all have replaced Sonny's insanity scream with "I am cookoo for money and power."
This means that we will expose any vulnerability. We will study you slowly and find your weak point. When that weak point is found we will have a feast at your expense.
In this world of E commerce, small companies store personal information of their customers. They are forced to keep this information as secure as possible. This means that they will spend thousands of dollars on a security system. These costs will possibly put the company in debt. Or if the company does not protect their credit card information will eventually lead to the end of that company.
Who taught us to trample over anything to get what we want? Was it sonny that cleverly smart bird. That wanted us to end up fat and in prison.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Women in Computer Science

After reading the articles about computer science and women. I barbie decided to go out and buy the following things. A lab coat to to keep me warm during all of my hard experimentation and a beaker. I also wrote a small program that crawls the web and buys things for me.
I barbie don't actually plan on using my new skills to make any money that would be unnecessary. I already have a dream house and Ken owns a convertible. I am rich. This lab coat and beaker has no more use for me.